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July 18

Lessons from the USSR

It is an absurd notion that we can maintain a superior military presence half a world away while the single largest
transfer of wealth in the history of the world is occurring in favor of those that wish to see us undone. Intelligent
people will learn from their mistakes and not make the same blunder twice. Those of extraordinary intelligence
learn from the mistakes of others. For example: we witnessed the collapse of the Soviet Union after having
squandered their resources trying to project a military presence world wide and we applauded as the walls fell
in Berlin ending the Cold War. Has America learned anything from this? Evidently not for  we find ourselves
embroiled in  battle that has cost us 560 billion dollars to date with no end in site. Well that's not completely
correct. There is and end coming.... our own. We will be bankrupt long before the Muslims capitulate. And
that's who we're fighting. It's not just a few radicals hiding out in the mountains  We have the whole Muslim
world pissed off at us, at last count  somewhere between .8 and 1.2 billion of them.
    In the last 30 or so years the OPEC nation's revenues from oil are estimated at 10 trillion, much of that
coming from America. We are providing our "allies" with an enormous amount of wealth so that they turn
around and purchase weapons and provide logistical support for enemy combatants.
      Did you ever wonder why we didn't attack Saudi Arabia  instead of Afghanistan and Iraq, All the
perpetrators of 911 were Arabs, not Afghans, not Iraqis. No instead we have a retarded chimpanzee
in the white house sling'n ape do at anyone that rattles his cage.
Our homeland is in the middle of the worst mess we've seen in almost a century and there is no end to it.
Now  we want to open up another battle front with Iran. Oh golly why not! There's another 65 million crazy
rag heads we can piss off. It's true that a nation that doesn't practice the art of war gets lazy and will soon be
over run but our boys are ready to come home after five years of this stupidity. Not so they can turn right
back around go for a 3rd or 4th or 5th tour in that shit hole. Enough is enough for Christ's sake!





June 12

In the beginning

While discussing divergent theories of "The creation", a born again fundamentalist, in an
effort to gain intellectual high ground, resorted to a well worn tactic employed when rational
thought fails and logic clouds the conversation. We go reaching for the cliche.  "Ignorance is
bliss" he says.....Well, thanks to my Christian upbringing, I resist the urge to throttle the
dumb bastard.  I said "that was the way it was meant to be"...right?
We are to believe that God:.....the creator of the heavens and the earth: the programmer
of the whole incredible and mystifying universe, creator of all life on earth from the depths of
the ocean to the top of the mountains....was so naive that he could not predict the nature
of the very creature he built from the ground up. Were it not for the guile of that lowly snake
creature (probably a female  of the species) which convinced Eve (the original dumb blond)
that she should eat of the fruit from the tree of knowledge, we would all be much the happier
for there would be no soil to turn, no crops to sow, no fear for beast, man, or bad weather.
No worries of traveling salesmen, evangelist or other con men trying to separate you from
the fruits of your labor. Adam would be laying on his backside staring up at sky, watching
the clouds roll by, not a care in the world. No romantic tension. No need for entertaining
conversation. No honey do's, greens fees, collection plates tax collectors or Jehovah witnesses.
The whole sorry ass story of mankind, the intrigue, the deceit, the lies, famine, plagues, daily
mass murders in the name of God would just be a wisp of what if... an ethereal echo of some
mandate in the distant past..... a mandate that no one in their right mind would ever violate....
which brings us to another topic....another time


1. *knot head    
(A) A person who has trouble thinking in a logical progression.
 this is usually caused by a profound amount of circular
 reasoning tying their brain into a knot.
(B) 1. A dumb ass
      2. Idiot
      3. Republican (the born again variety in particular)   





April 02

Intelligent Design

Beware of the Intelligent Designers! You know who
I'm talking about the so called scientist who are trying
to shoot holes in the theory of evolution, 
repackaged
Creationist who
exploit concepts in evolution that are
difficult to grasp for
the sole purpose of casting doubt
on the theory
overall. Their ultimate goal ...getting God
back in the class room or is it just some notion of divine
intervention. I don't know. It's hard to tell anymore. One
thing is for certain . Their is no limit to how low these
people will stoop to accomplish that mission.
Doesn't it bother anyone anymore that lies, deception, 
misinformation  and all the other dishonest tactics
employed  by Intelligent Designers is in direct contention
to the message of Jesus Christ. Forget for a moment about
the damage being done in our class rooms. We're on the
fast track to being a tenth rate nation academically anyway
so one could say it's a mute point.
  Isn't anyone worried about their soul any more. Or is it
that we can commit any sin no matter how grievous no
matter  who we hurt and in the end confess and ask
forgiveness and not worry about risking eternal damnation.
It was for a good cause. Right? Nothing short of the Word of  God.
Honestly.....honesty is over rated.


If Eve hadn't ate that damned apple we'd all be wondering
around in a stupor, blissfully ignorant, and our spiritual guides
wouldn't be claiming to be scientists

February 10

Valley Talk: The language of lesser beings.

            File this under "Idiotic responses"
 
Whatever
 
In the realm of shrinking vocabulary, this one word
reponse, is used in ever increasing regularity among
people of low intellegence and limited vocabulary.
It functions as a mindless reply to provocations,
suggestions, inquiries and any number of situations
in which the speaker does not feel obliged to reply,
is to lazy or is of insufficient wit. 
June 12

4th Annual "Artistry in Wood" show and sale

The 4th anual Artistry in Wood show and Sale was held the weekend of june 10th and 11th at the Quality Inn and Suites in North Platte. With one notable exception, everyone agreed to share pictures of their entries. I am still trying to identify the artist on a couple of the entries. If you note any glaring discrepencies, let me know and I'll try to correct them. Depending on which browser you're using, the pictures may look a little strange the first time through. Try stopping and restarting the slide show, It may or may not help.
 Regards ElWoodTroll
February 09

North Platte Wood Carvers

North Platte Wood Carvers

Topic: First visit with North Platte Wood Carvers

I rolled into town on Tuesday evening at 7pm looking forward to my first visit with the North Platte Wood Carvers club. It is a 75+ mile two coffees and three doughnut drive from where I live in Elwood. I had never been to a wood carving club meeting and wasn't sure what to bring along so I packed just about every thing I owned in the way of tools, carving blanks and wood carving how-to literature.  I sauntered into the meeting  a little late (got lost). Looking around the room, I see a dozen or so people working on various wood carvings and  completely immersed in their activity. A gentleman close to me looks up briefly and goes back to work on a cowboy caricature. People at the next table are busy chipping away at cottonwood bark gnome huts.  I says "Howdy folks" and several people stop to introduce themselves and welcome me aboard and then it's back to the business at hand. A gentleman  clears a spot for me and says "sit right down there" so I crack open my tool box pull out some tools and wood and try to pretend like I've done all this but it's not long before someone ask me "been carving long?" You know? Like when you trip and you're asked "been walking long"